{"id":1263,"date":"2010-04-20T20:34:35","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T00:34:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/?p=1263"},"modified":"2010-04-20T20:34:35","modified_gmt":"2010-04-21T00:34:35","slug":"fifi-fifi-oh-my-god-fifi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/fifi-fifi-oh-my-god-fifi\/","title":{"rendered":"Fifi? Fifi?  Oh, my god, Fifi!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mother gets the Amherst Bulletin every week, and when we go to visit her, I always turn eagerly to the police report section.  Not because there are interesting crimes, but because I might get to read stuff like this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i614.photobucket.com\/albums\/tt226\/WarrenSenders\/Funny\/10.jpg\"width=500\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mother gets the Amherst Bulletin every week, and when we go to visit her, I always turn eagerly to the police report section. Not because there are interesting crimes, but because I might get to read stuff like this:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[190],"tags":[421,423],"class_list":["post-1263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-pickles","tag-police-report"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1264,"href":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1263\/revisions\/1264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.warrensenders.com\/journal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}